The objective of the first part of the quiz is to answer 7 of the 10 questions correctly. Only once you have managed this (without cheating) you can move on to the next level where a serious prize awaits the wittiest - a signed copy of Jeff Scott's brilliant "Shale Britannia" and the knowledge that only full colonic irrigation is left for you to fulfil your potential.
If you score less than 7 you must re-load the page and start all over again.
Good luck! Oh, by the way, JavaScript is required!
